Lost

I watched the final two episodes of Lost - series two the other night.

The next day at work, people were going over what happened. The major event was the discovery that if "the button" wasn't pressed every 108 minutes, then a massive magnetic field would build up. One of the characters said that he caused the plane to crash because he didn't press "the button" in time.
The people at work said that the plane was therefore attracted to the island by the magnetic field.

HOLD ON A MINUTE.

What are planes made of ??? Aluminium.

Explanations on a postcard please .....

Sods law.

You go into the toilets at work. You think you have left it late enough in the afternoon so that the cleaner has been and gone. Out of the 3 cubicles, two have their lids closed. You choose one of those thinking the lid is down because its just been cleaned.

How wrong you were. You lift the lid to find the biggest, smelliest floater you’ve ever seen :<>

Interesting lunchtime.

1) I went out to my car (needed to go into town). As I approached the car, I noticed a large scratch on the bumper. “Damn”, thought I. “I don’t remember that being there”. So I am standing there pressing my remote key fob to unlock the car – nothing happens. I am just about to put the key in the lock when I see my car parked two spaces further away. Whoops…

2) I am walking into a shop in town, when this rather large lady trips over a bump in the pavement. It was like watching it in slow motion as she stumbles forward, but being fat, she was unable to correct her footing and falls forwards, hitting the floor. I check that she was OK and gave her a hand to stand up again. She said that she was OK, but had hurt her pride. I commented on her being lucky that she didn’t bang her head. Then I noticed that she had an enormous bosom – built-in airbags !!!

Eeeh, eeeh, eeeehhhhhh

Oh my God. I’ve just experienced a real life Little Britain moment.

I was walking along Fleet High Street and coming towards me was a woman in a wheel chair being pushed by her carer. This women was, lets say, mentally and physically disabled (don’t know what the PC terms are). She was sitting there with her legs spread apart and had pulled her skirt up showing everyone her knickers.

I just had this overwhelming urge to go “Eeeh, eeeh, eeeehhhhhh”.

Hello world

I regularly send emails to ex-colleagues which, upon later reading, make me smile.

So I thought I would put some of these amusing snippets from my life available for the world to see.

Let the fun begin...